The McBournie Minute: Spend summer inside
The summer time brings warmer weather, which makes people wear less, creating more to look at. However, summer also means the summer movie season, which brings even cooler stuff to look at. I have...
View ArticleThe McBournie Minute: Save me from the superheroes
It’s not exactly news to anyone that Hollywood is out of ideas creatively. They have been for at least a decade now. Television and cinema are quite possibly the best examples of how we as Americans...
View ArticleThe McBournie Minute: Man watching ‘Watchmen’ checks watch
Once again, fanboys, you have hyped the crap out of a movie and thus ruined it for me. I finally got to see Watchmen over the weekend. I’m not going to point fingers, but fans of the “novel” played it...
View ArticleWARNING: Scratching “yourself” with 10x your normal strength may lead to...
Everyone just loves being a superhero. We mean, sure, being bad could be pretty cool, but ultimately, everyone wants to be the hero. Well, true believer, now you, too, can be Iron Man and only for the...
View ArticleHe’ll hear from Obadiah Stane’s lawyer
Wang Kang is a man on a mission. That mission is not to stop crime. That mission is not to commit crimes. That mission is not to impress his colleagues. That mission is definitely not to get laid. Wang...
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You Missed it: Small caliber edition
They’re so cute when they’re little. It’s a great time to be alive, people! Today, if you live in North America, is Pi Day, because it’s 3/14. Man, math humor just always kills. It’s also another...
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You Missed It: Pyrotechnics edition
Your butt hole just puckered. Admit it. I’m sick of trying to be the best at everything. Like when people say, “Have a great day!” that puts a lot of pressure on me. The quality of my day is typically...
View ArticleIron Man, Hulk turn to life of crime
*Captain America: Civil War spoilers ahead* Times Square is overrun with people in unlicensed costumes hassling you for money in exchange for a photo. You don’t know who is behind the mask. Which is...
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